2000 Harley-Davidson Softail***READ ME*** $5500

QR Code Link to This Post 2000 harley davidson softial standard built in merica . Nothing standard about this old iron pony. Let me paint you a picture! You awake from a long nap after a long day of beating women off you with a stick. Ya think to yourself i want to ride! You walk out into your man shed or garage and there it sits! Like a chariot sent from the heavens above! When you hop on this Gold and black machine you wont help but notice that a second kickstand starts to grow in your chaps! Don't worry i have come to find you might need that later on in the afternoon once ya take this pony for a ride. Aside from the custom paint, the bike is sitting on some one piece billet chrome wheels with matching pulley and rotors. But wait there is more... Aside from having any women you want with this mechanical stallion there are other benefits to it! Vance and Hines pipes so loud it drowns the echo of nagging women and some carlini pull back 2in fat bars because women like em bigger don't let them lie to you! paint match front chin spoiler this wont be the only chin you will have to keep clean. Your life is about to change in many ways with the purchase of this bike and the list is as followsMore friends less friends more random boobs more action then the door nob on the bathroom at a chili cook off natural cure for erectile dysfunction boobs kill more deer feel more manly grow a thicker beard catch more fish promotions at work be more American have more encounters with your favorite ale or whisky wear cooler clothes pay 60 dollars for a t shirt your friends will be intimidated by your stature of badassery your dog will like you more more guns more ammo more time spent in the outdoors snap on tools red white and blue use middle finger more wave at other bad asses on there American motorcycle's (we ain't waving to no commie manufactured biker) bar fights that you win new lawn mower acquire multiple dish washers that don't use electricity normally blonde or redhead cheaper electric bill save money on more important things like hookers and blow bigger garage in your future did i mention boobsAside from being one with the road and the wind in your beard you just grew over night. this machine was made for enjoyment and i have had plenty on it. I am about to start my family and i have other dreams now, Im running out of sticks so i am about to have to start using the guns and ammo i acquired over the period of owning this piece of Americana.