QR Code Link to This Post The REAL Dirt Bike Owner Experience!Have you ever wanted to own a dirt bike but didn't want to deal with the hassle of maintenance? Have you ever wanted to put a dirt bike in the bed of your truck just like those other guys showing off at work? Is your garage just a little too empty? Feel like you have just a little too much money lying around? Always wanted to inconvenience your neighbors at late hours? Does your garage need a project in it that will never be completed?Well what we have here is the solution to all these problems.The Official 110% authentic 2002 Yamaha YZ250F straight outta the depths of JAPAN! This is the first motorcycle ever created to require absolutely ZERO maintenance. Oil changes, air filters, coolant, even fuel are a thing of the past! This bike is the perfect accessory to any real man's useless garage! Feel like a real man as you load this bike into your truck to look just as cool as "Randy" the sales guy at your office. Increase your patriotism by spreading tools around your garage near this bike. Watch women's eyes grow wide as you explain that you spent your weekend BRO'ING out in your garage working on your dirt bike, drinkin cold ones, and throwin wrenches! Specs: Max Speed: Unknown! (who knows if speedometers even go that high!) Fuel: Gravity! (Go green! Ultimate in renewable energy) Horsepower: 666 (Probably) Tires: They're on there! Handlebars: Pre-Installed! Testosterone Level: Lumberjack. Color: Bitchin' Blue Bolt Sizes: Metric(ish) Strokes: More strokes than you can handle!Added Bonuses: Crippling Alcoholism Praying to Satan Bloody knuckles Free socket set INCLUDED (Says metric on the box but really its SAE) *DISCLAIMER* Blind fits of uncontrollable white rage may occur Some assembly may be required*DISCLAIMER*The Bike That Couldn't... or could it for you?